Society
Hey, baby factories…
Aug 16th
I FUCKING HATE SHIT DICK HEADS. I’ll clarify – fuck addicts, I hope every single one dies of an OD right now!
And fuck shit parents, seriously. Do you really fucking think your flippant ignoring of your children is just going to pass and that it’s ‘understandble’. Who fucks if it’s understandable, you’re a fucking peice of shit. Why do you continue to fucking breath, just STOP BREATHING. Please mother fucking earth, let the scum bags just die.
FUCK, THE FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING DEAD FUCKS.
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I seriously feel so much better now.
I already pressed it!
Mar 22nd
I pressed the elevator 
button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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Hello! How old do I look???
Mar 16th
So I walk into this restaurant, and the hostess asks, “Do you want a kids menu?” 
People always tell me I look young, and I know that, but I’m 19! And today I am definitely not dressed like someone younger than twelve. How big of a moron do you have to be? What do I have to do to look older short of plastic surgery? WTF!
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Who’s complaining? I’m complaining?
Mar 11th
I hate when someone is complaining about something, and then someone else decides 
to bring up the “starving children in Africa.” You know what? screw the starving African children! There’s a reason why we’re supposed to be better than them! Why are they suddenly so important to society when we have starving children in our own countries? Oh wait, I forgot. It’s all about making white people feel guilty.
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Stay lit!
Mar 1st
Why is it that, the more stoned I get, 
the more times I have to re-light the joint? Damn!
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