Neighborhood
Welcome to society
Aug 16th
Hi, massive collective neighborhood in which I live. These council estate flats, these fucking battery human pond life and their spawn are wrecking my damn head. It’s like waking up to singing birds, except the birds are noisey, shit pants’ed pricks spewing their disgusting and clumsy accent all over my damn earholes.
I already pressed it!
Mar 22nd
I pressed the elevator 
button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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What’s with the rattle?
Mar 1st
Construction worker: next time you start up your drill at 7:00 AM 
I will come up there and crack you in the jaw, you scumbag. Have some f*cking respect – not everyone goes to work at 6!
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Elevator maintenance
Feb 25th
I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! 
And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with a mad woman from Brighton Beach. She wouldn’t shut the f**K up about herself, and in 20mins, i learned that she was married for 30yrs, that she was a nurse, and people are always parking in her spot! thank god my hubby was smart enough to call the maintenance guys, and pulled me out between the 7th and 8th floor.
Getting stuck in an elevator is no FUN! definitely did not help my phobia.
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Stay off the road!
Feb 10th
Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in, and the average costs have seven figures. I can’t understand a word of it, but seven figures….that’s a lot of freaking dough. TAX-PAYER’S dough.
So let me put it like this….I’m paying for you to be able to walk on the sidewalk, so get your Seth out of the street.
I’m not talking about people crossing the street, I’m talking about the idiots dumb enough to parade in the street when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk right next to them. If there’s a parked car, they walk around it on the street-side, placing them roughly in the middle of the lane. Good frigging grief. I need to call in a few future Darwin Award winners…
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