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Employment
I Need A Freaking Job!
010 days
Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:
1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.
2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.
3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!
4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.
5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.
6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.
Yeah, that’s unemployment…
0198 days
HOLY SHIT. I apply to like 986598879324 places and NO ONE IS HIRING!? seriously. SOMEONE must have a job that needs doing!
Diversity my @sshole!
0248 days
I love it that the company I work for hires people who are like retarded and unqualified to do their job and that the person I work with who has some kind of mental disability is unfireable. He can sexually harass women, fuck around all day at his desk, and basically annoy everyone with his irritating lack of interpersonal skills, but he is untouchable. Nothing can happen to him. It must be rough knowing you weren’t hired for your skills and that what you do on a daily basis is irrelevant. Drop dead.
To the annoying coughing freak at work
0248 days
You are driving me nuts with your incessant phlemy cough. I understand everyone gets sick every once in a while, but for Christ’s sake, go up to the employee convenience store and buy some frigging cough drops! You are driving me nuts distracting me with your infernal hacking. If you don’t stop I will come over and strangle you and put everyone out of their misery./
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