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Driving & Commuting
NYC driving me nuts
2901 days
UGH! If you don’t know, owning a car in NYC is the worse! Every time you drive, you either get a ticket or a new dent or scratch or you’re stuck in bumper to bumper. No wonder no one wants to drive here! I present the top 10 NYC driving WTF!?!
1. NYC Police officers are there to issue as many tickets as possible. Instead of pulling up to you to offer their greeting and salutations, a NYC Police officer will approach your idling car and give you a fine for obstructing traffic, seat belt, talking on a cell phone, broken tail light, tints, air freshener hanging on your review mirror, etc…
2. Instead of having all the lights are timed so that you will always get to your destination quickly, in NY as your light turns green the next one turns red.
3. People honk before the light turns green to warn you that you will have to drive in a few seconds and if you don’t you will be honked and cursed at.
4. If you have to stop to drop someone off and wait there till they come out, you have to circle until that person is done and you will get stuck in traffic circling.
5. No matter how far away your work is, it’s at least a 1 hour commute in each direction.
6. You have to pay $0.25 for 10 minutes meter parking…if you can find a meter…and if you do there are 12 signs that you have to read and make sure none of them cancel each other out
7. You have to wait at every red light – EVERYWHERE ELSE you can make a right at a red light.
8. You wait at least 3 hours to get anything accomplished at the DMV.
9. There are no drive-throughs in NYC – you have to look for parking to get anything.
10. Your car is bumped, hit, scratched, keyed and destroyed from giant potholes and a*sholes on every street
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May I sit?
1901 days
Commuting with two buses and a train sucks as is but what sucks more is when you’re sitting on the train on the three seater seats you’re on one side and there’s another person on the other but the middle seat is empty, and then a really huge lady comes on the train and sits right smack in the middle, WTF!!!!
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What was that line?
0907 days
Dear Tough Guy Playing Music on the Train without Headphones,
If you’re gonna rap along with Biggie, at least know all the words. Next time we do G-train karaoke, I’ll be sure to bring my grandmother who’d probably rhyme better. Plus, the toddler 4 seats away from you needs more anatomy is his vocabulary.
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Chivalry in action
1908 days
I wish that I lived during the times when you’d never find 30 men on the train sitting when 10 women are standing. Why should a woman be respected more than a man? Because they carry your child. Because they nurse your child. And because they are your mother. Most men are pigs…example: there should be no reason that I stand up for a pregnant woman because none of the men sitting around me with their legs spread open like they’ve got balls the size of watermelons wouldn’t stand for her. Women need men like fish need bicycles.Today was just an obscene amount of men sitting while women stand. 2 women with baby carriages standing. And the best part was a seat freed up and a woman was going to sit and a man sat before her. SO gentlemanly! I wish I had the cojones to call him out, but after the D train murder I think I’ll keep my thoughts to myself…Where did you go chivalry?
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Parking Troubles
0915 days
Street cleaning. Who’s the f*cking degenerate that figured it’d be great to make me move my car from one side of the street to the other 4 times per week? 4! Not once or twice but f*cking 4! Like people got nothing better to do than circle around at 9am. What a f*cking joke!
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