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Driving & Commuting
Drive much?
094 days
Honking at me because I stalled my car is not the answer. I stalled it because I tried a little too hard not to roll back and HIT you at the stop sign, because you were like 2 inches from my bumper! GET OFF MY BACK, BRO.
Stay off the road!
0726 days
Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in, and the average costs have seven figures. I can’t understand a word of it, but seven figures….that’s a lot of freaking dough. TAX-PAYER’S dough.
So let me put it like this….I’m paying for you to be able to walk on the sidewalk, so get your Seth out of the street.
I’m not talking about people crossing the street, I’m talking about the idiots dumb enough to parade in the street when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk right next to them. If there’s a parked car, they walk around it on the street-side, placing them roughly in the middle of the lane. Good frigging grief. I need to call in a few future Darwin Award winners…
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How fast am I going?
2794 days
Dear highway patrol,
Thanks for wheeling in a giant orange sign that lights up every 2 seconds to remind me what the speed limit is and how fast I am going. It is extremely useful every morning when I go to work to know that I’m going 23 mph in a 55. And 24 on the way back. Thanks for the tease, a*sholes!
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Cause I aint a holla back girl
0795 days
Why are there so many gross animals walking the streets of NY? By animals I mean MEN! Stop winking at me on the train. Now you have ruined my entire ride since ull b sitting directly in front of me for another 20 minutes. “ay mami can I holla.” No a*shole u can NOT holla! Stop making me press pause on my ipod to ask me some garbage like “Can I get to know u?” NOO I don’t talk to strangers and thx for messing up my entire morning music flow!!
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Why are you talking to me?
2796 days
Why are there so many gross, disgusting, vomit-trocious (made up word), nasty men in this world?! Stop talking sh*t to me on the street “ay mami can I holla?” No u lame a*shole! Stop winking at me in the train because now u’ve ruined my entire ride since you r sitting right across from me. And please please please stop making me press pause on my ipod because I think you have something important to tell me and ask “Can I get to know u ma?” No u prick! U just messed up my entire morning music flow..UGH!!!
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