Business & Finance

Bad for business!

Hi! We would just like to send a warning out there to companies who would like to do business with a company called National Marketing Consulting Group LLC or NMCG-LLC. We started inquiring about their services last March or April of this year about their Lead Generation services, namely Internet Leads. We were able to speak with Mark Gallardo the Marketing Director of the company and they said that they would set up a website that would create traffic and that they would deliver those leads to us. They asked for a payment of $1,500 prior to the start of the service. After the payment, they gradually disappeared off the radar so to speak. The company is still running as far as we know and we could still contact them. But every time we got a hold of them they always tell us to call back another time or that they are on the process of setting up the website. We have been waiting and calling them for two months now and there have been no clear response from them.

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Fluctuating gravity

STUPID f*cking scale!! WTF is with it?? I get on it and it says 161lbs. Uh, what? I weighed 166 yesterday, and I KNOW I didn’t lose 5 pounds in one day. So I get on it again. Now it says 164 pounds, which seems more accurate, seeing as your weight fluctuates 1-2 pounds a day. Just to be sure, I get on it again. NOW it says 166 pounds! Third time’s the charm? Nope, this time, I’m 162…Wtf, man? I just got this thing! Surely it’s not broken already? I was in the same clothes, in the same position, each time I stepped on it.

I should just throw it out the window. Unreliable piece of crap.
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Sound-bites

Hello Cablevision,

I know you’re proud of your “award-winning” Optimum line of products, however, do you think that it’s possible to load channel descriptions after 12am? Why is it that every single night after 12 I can’t see any programming info unless I search for it? I pay well over $100 per month and yet I get sh*tty service. WTF? Quite frankly, the HD service is not all that good either. The audio and video is often choppy. HD is free? It sux and if I had to pay extra for that, I’d definitely be with someone else by now. These are minor tweaks – fix your damn programming already!
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Softness, please

Dear creators of the coarse single-ply industrial toilet paper,

Is it really that difficult to make the paper softer? I understand the keeping costs down aspect and keeping your TP as the cheapest sh*t out there, but really, it’s just a step up from newspaper. We’ve gone a long way since dumping into a hole and wiping with straw, as a matter of fact I enjoy wiping my a*s with a leaf when I sh*t in the bushes more than I enjoy wiping myself with the sandpaper reject you sell to businesses worldwide. Come on, man, it’s time to realize that a*sess in the western world prefer softness over irritation. Time to choose quality over quantity!!!
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Governmental efficiency

I think it’s ridiculous how much money is spent in NY on researching what plants to seed next to the highway…Seriously? It probably takes a few million dollars to come up with a “landscape theme”…can you imagine what money is spent on? Landscape themes! Just to understand this, 60 years ago they destroyed the forest to put up the highway and now they need to spend money on figuring out what kind of forest to replant. I guess just replanting the natural forest is too easy. No wonder the state is broke.
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