Posts tagged work
I Need A Freaking Job!
0Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:
1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.
2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.
3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!
4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.
5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.
6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.
Laundry detergent
0ok so since YOU got kicked out of YOUR house and you don’t save YOUR money the way you should, why am I the one that has to pick up all your freaking slack?! like seriously if you thought you were gonna stay here you must have been mistaken! you here on the weekends in enough! me and my family spend OUR hard earned money to buy the stuff we need to use to clean, eat, etc and you think you can just use everything like its nothing and finish everything especially the detergent. like seriously where’s your contribution?! oh wait you dodnt contribute because you hardly have money and want everything to be handed to you. I am only 20 and there is no way I want to live with you right now, so man up and take control of your actions, I love you but I mean come on, so be munching off my family. funny thing is you blaimed Ventura for doing that when you’re the one actually doing it.
Incompetence at work
0Why the f*ck would people f*cking hire employees that can’t do sh*t? And what makes it worse is that, the people that f*cking do sh*t get distracted by these f*cking imbeciles that can’t figure out what to do when you tell them how to do it. And wait wait the best part is that they have the same salary. GRRRRRRR.
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