Posts tagged subway
Cause I aint a holla back girl
0Why are there so many gross animals walking the streets of NY? By animals I mean MEN! Stop winking at me on the train. Now you have ruined my entire ride since ull b sitting directly in front of me for another 20 minutes. “ay mami can I holla.” No a*shole u can NOT holla! Stop making me press pause on my ipod to ask me some garbage like “Can I get to know u?” NOO I don’t talk to strangers and thx for messing up my entire morning music flow!!
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Why are you talking to me?
2Why are there so many gross, disgusting, vomit-trocious (made up word), nasty men in this world?! Stop talking sh*t to me on the street “ay mami can I holla?” No u lame a*shole! Stop winking at me in the train because now u’ve ruined my entire ride since you r sitting right across from me. And please please please stop making me press pause on my ipod because I think you have something important to tell me and ask “Can I get to know u ma?” No u prick! U just messed up my entire morning music flow..UGH!!!
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May I sit?
1Commuting with two buses and a train sucks as is but what sucks more is when you’re sitting on the train on the three seater seats you’re on one side and there’s another person on the other but the middle seat is empty, and then a really huge lady comes on the train and sits right smack in the middle, WTF!!!!
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What was that line?
0Dear Tough Guy Playing Music on the Train without Headphones,
If you’re gonna rap along with Biggie, at least know all the words. Next time we do G-train karaoke, I’ll be sure to bring my grandmother who’d probably rhyme better. Plus, the toddler 4 seats away from you needs more anatomy is his vocabulary.
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Chivalry in action
1I wish that I lived during the times when you’d never find 30 men on the train sitting when 10 women are standing. Why should a woman be respected more than a man? Because they carry your child. Because they nurse your child. And because they are your mother. Most men are pigs…example: there should be no reason that I stand up for a pregnant woman because none of the men sitting around me with their legs spread open like they’ve got balls the size of watermelons wouldn’t stand for her. Women need men like fish need bicycles.Today was just an obscene amount of men sitting while women stand. 2 women with baby carriages standing. And the best part was a seat freed up and a woman was going to sit and a man sat before her. SO gentlemanly! I wish I had the cojones to call him out, but after the D train murder I think I’ll keep my thoughts to myself…Where did you go chivalry?
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