Posts tagged smoking

Smoking area

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770 days
by in Friends, Society

What’s the point of smoking specifically next to the window if its closed? I mean think about it it’s not like there’s some kind of air circulation going on. The window is f*cking closed!!! You do realize that all the smoke is staying in the room, right? It’s just sitting there like a low fog. Please, Don’t just walk over to make it look like you’re making an effort, just have some f*cking respect for the non smokers and open the f*cking window!!!
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Great minds…

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785 days
by in Society

WTF why do all the great thoughts come when you’re high and when you sober up you can’t remember what it was
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Smoke break

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792 days
by in Medical

WTF why do I have to take a sh*t every time I smoke a cigarette? I just want some nicotine not the runs! UGH
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Can I borrow…

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796 days
by in Friends, Society

So what the hell is it with these people that come up to you in the street and ask for a cigarette? First of all, do you have any idea how much cigarettes cost these days? Do I know you? NO. Why the hell would I give you anything? Why don’t you come up to random people and ask for a dollar? Because you’re not homeless and you got your own damn money. So go buy yourself cigarettes punk! But let’s get back to the topic at hand. BORROW? Are you borrowing the cigarette? Do you plan on returning it? Smack yourself you degenerates! Any person who walks around asking to borrow a cigarette should have their skull crushed. Immediately. And what about their twin brother, the “do you have an extra cigarette?” question. No I don’t have any extra cigarettes, you f*cking idiot! If I had any extra, I’d be standing on the corner and handing them out like santa claus! Do you have any extra f*cking teeth? I’ll trade you my “extra” cigarette if I can knock some of those “extra” teeth out of your nasty a*s mouth you f*cking hillbilly!
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