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Umm, I’m not lesbian!
0789 days
Why the f*ck are you jealous over a straight girl
that has a boyfriend?!?! Just because I told your girlfriend that I loved her as a friend? A FRIEND! I’m not going to suddenly turn lesbo and try and steal her from you! She’s a friend to me! Do you flip out on her family too when they tell her that they love her? I BET THE f*ck NOT! I don’t even know you personally and I highly doubt I ever will, so you have zero…that’s right ZERO reason to have a Stephenie Meyer fit cause I said that I loved her. What a loser!
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Sibling rivalry…
1828 days
by The Venting Admin
in Family
to my brother:
Just because you know some sex moves you obviously got off of the internet doesn’t mean you “know more than I do.”
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Love hurts…literally
0851 days
So what’s up with the masochism? I know people enjoy some pain in their sex life, but damn do you think you can sometimes enjoy sex without causing me pain? Take it easy, I bruise easily!!!
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Girls, girls, girls
2900 days
Ladies, can ya’ll please stop putting your p*ssy on a pedestal? Sure, there is plenty of pedestal p*ssy out there, but not everyone. You know whether you have a pedestal p*ssy or not, come on don’t kid yourself. Let’s not make it out more than it is. It’s as if every single girl figured that the value of p*ssy goes up higher the longer we’re in a recession. WTF! And just because you don’t have pedestal p*ssy doesn’t mean it’s bad. It just means you ain’t the f*cking princess you make yourself out to be! Putting your p*ssy on a pedestal doesn’t get you the better man, it just annoys everyone. I don’t act like my cock is dipped in gold, do I? Give it up!
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Hey Baby, you awake?
1916 days
OK, seriously, just because your d*ck is hard doesn’t mean that I’m here to do whatever you want. It’s 230 in the morning d*ckhead! I’m f*cking sleeping!
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