Posts tagged rap

One for the ages

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901 days
by in Friends, Raps & Poetry

click click click stop stumbling
i can see u sitting there mumbling
trying to get the rhymes going
to work this
u cant change the beat if u dont got one
let me clear it up for u…you’re worthless
i dont know what u think u did
last i heard u were living in ur mama’s crib
suckin on her titty for some money
mommy, mommy!
aww, come here honey
take off your pants and lay down on your tummy
there u go isn’t that yummy
now here take this money and spend it on your sister
but make her get naked first
and give yourself a wrister
take her outside
mister, mister for another $20 you can fist her
big brother tried to rob her
all u did was supply the rubber
come up from the back and rub her
then u split with her wrists slit
she’s just a kid can’t handle this shit
run forest run
you’re too dumb anyway to know what’s going on
it was all a hoax, u think u made it?
look how quick your monopoly money faded…
now life’s all jaded
u see, the end near
but u cant face it
too p*ssy
u prefer to live your life in fear
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What was that line?

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907 days
by in Driving & Commuting, Neighborhood, Society

Dear Tough Guy Playing Music on the Train without Headphones,
If you’re gonna rap along with Biggie, at least know all the words. Next time we do G-train karaoke, I’ll be sure to bring my grandmother who’d probably rhyme better. Plus, the toddler 4 seats away from you needs more anatomy is his vocabulary.
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Don’t be a Hater

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914 days
by in Raps & Poetry

Allen, this one’s for you!

Keep it short like your winkie, grab yourself a twinkie.
you fat f*ckin f*ck
r u rapping to a beat? your sh*t is weak
u still got no balls in your game
come on man, give it a rest
your style is lame, it’s played out
ur hurting duke, laid out
i’ll drop a number get yourself some grass
you need some treatment man just face it
look at your homoerogenous persona, only a doctor can erase it
f*ck it man, your life is wasted
you might as well go buy a gun and taste it
go figure…u cant even man up and pull the trigger
f*ckin pussy
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