Posts tagged pets

Hey, dad…

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88 days
by in Animals, Family, Stuff you HAVE to do

You need to cut the shit about saying how I never walk the fucking dog. Uh, I do. You wanted the fucking dog, so why in the FUCK do I have to care for it more than you do? Oh, youre sick? Suck it up and stop being such a little bitch. Please, I have schoolwork you can’t even do, “that time of the month” every month, and other shit you make me do! F.U.

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Cute & Cuddly

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909 days
by in Animals

I still f*cking hate cats. They have to be the most conceited animals on earth short of the Black Widow Spider. Kittens are cute though…
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Lazy Bastard

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914 days
by in Relationships

Why is it that guys think it’s totally okay to say one thing and then turn around and do something completely different?! Like, yeah baby, I will walk the dog and take your dress to dry cleaners. Baby comes home and finds dog shit on her favorite carpet and the dress still in the pile of dirty clothes. I mean, common guys. If you are old enough to live with a woman, you should be old enough to be a man of your WORD!
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Meow

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916 days
by in Animals

cats are so f*cking annoying
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Housetrained…NOT!

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916 days
by in Animals

God damn this f*cking dog. How f*cking hard is it to learn to pee on a f*cking wee wee pad. Or wait to go outside. MY BEDROOM IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL TOILET, pooch!
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