Posts tagged pets

Cute & Cuddly

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I still f*cking hate cats. They have to be the most conceited animals on earth short of the Black Widow Spider. Kittens are cute though…
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Lazy Bastard

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Why is it that guys think it’s totally okay to say one thing and then turn around and do something completely different?! Like, yeah baby, I will walk the dog and take your dress to dry cleaners. Baby comes home and finds dog shit on her favorite carpet and the dress still in the pile of dirty clothes. I mean, common guys. If you are old enough to live with a woman, you should be old enough to be a man of your WORD!
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Meow

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cats are so f*cking annoying
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Housetrained…NOT!

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God damn this f*cking dog. How f*cking hard is it to learn to pee on a f*cking wee wee pad. Or wait to go outside. MY BEDROOM IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL TOILET, pooch!
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