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Elevator maintenance
0711 days
I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! 
And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with a mad woman from Brighton Beach. She wouldn’t shut the f**K up about herself, and in 20mins, i learned that she was married for 30yrs, that she was a nurse, and people are always parking in her spot! thank god my hubby was smart enough to call the maintenance guys, and pulled me out between the 7th and 8th floor.
Getting stuck in an elevator is no FUN! definitely did not help my phobia.
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Feels like winter
1790 days
I hate the cold. Hate hate hate it. I hate having to walk outside and having 35 degree hurricane force winds hit me in the face. You know the weather I’m talking about when you’re bundling up so much that you look like a hockey goalie. I envy you warm weather people you don’t know how good you have it with your pools and your never ending sunshine. F*CK! I WANNA WEAR SHORTS!!!
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How fast am I going?
2794 days
Dear highway patrol,
Thanks for wheeling in a giant orange sign that lights up every 2 seconds to remind me what the speed limit is and how fast I am going. It is extremely useful every morning when I go to work to know that I’m going 23 mph in a 55. And 24 on the way back. Thanks for the tease, a*sholes!
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Next in line
1794 days
Am I the only one pissed off with the bank and post office and their never ending lines? No matter what time of day it is you’re guaranteed to wait in line. And they tease you about it too – there’s 10 teller windows but only two people working. It’s like they’re saying yeah we CAN make this all go faster but we don’t want to. And as long as you’re standing there the 2 people they got working is 75 year old Mr. Rogers and a trainee who’s learning how to stamp checks. And you’re forced to wait an hour to do something that takes a minute…F*CK!!!
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Cause I aint a holla back girl
0795 days
Why are there so many gross animals walking the streets of NY? By animals I mean MEN! Stop winking at me on the train. Now you have ruined my entire ride since ull b sitting directly in front of me for another 20 minutes. “ay mami can I holla.” No a*shole u can NOT holla! Stop making me press pause on my ipod to ask me some garbage like “Can I get to know u?” NOO I don’t talk to strangers and thx for messing up my entire morning music flow!!
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