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What’s with the rattle?
1708 days
by Ventosopher
in Neighborhood
Construction worker: next time you start up your drill at 7:00 AM 
I will come up there and crack you in the jaw, you scumbag. Have some f*cking respect – not everyone goes to work at 6!
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Very neighborly
1740 days
by Ventosopher
in Neighborhood
I would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture to move around every single day. I appreciate the high-to-low pitched screeching that radiates throughout my entire apartment EVERY DAY. I hope you drop one of those things on yourself and break a foot…or better yet, I hope an army of 4 year-olds moves in above you and practice baby gymnastics on your dumb old head 5 hours a day. You are an inconsiderate bastard, my friend!
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