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I Need A Freaking Job!

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Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:

1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.

2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.

3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!

4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.

5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.

6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.

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Yeah, that’s unemployment…

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HOLY SHIT. I apply to like 986598879324 places and NO ONE IS HIRING!? seriously. SOMEONE must have a job that needs doing!

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Governmental efficiency

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I think it’s ridiculous how much money is spent in NY on researching what plants to seed next to the highway…Seriously? It probably takes a few million dollars to come up with a “landscape theme”…can you imagine what money is spent on? Landscape themes! Just to understand this, 60 years ago they destroyed the forest to put up the highway and now they need to spend money on figuring out what kind of forest to replant. I guess just replanting the natural forest is too easy. No wonder the state is broke.
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Christmas spirit

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who came up with this stupid rule that you have to exchange present at work or do this secret santa bull sh*t??? im always the lucky a*shole who gets stuck with the office freak and cant figure out what i can get him, and then to top that off i always end up getting some random crap that i cant ever use. for example; what can you purchase at jcrew or banana repulic for 20bucks?? cant even get a freakin pair of socks!!!
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Next in line

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Am I the only one pissed off with the bank and post office and their never ending lines? No matter what time of day it is you’re guaranteed to wait in line. And they tease you about it too – there’s 10 teller windows but only two people working. It’s like they’re saying yeah we CAN make this all go faster but we don’t want to. And as long as you’re standing there the 2 people they got working is 75 year old Mr. Rogers and a trainee who’s learning how to stamp checks. And you’re forced to wait an hour to do something that takes a minute…F*CK!!!
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