Dear creators of the coarse single-ply industrial toilet paper,

Is it really that difficult to make the paper softer? I understand the keeping costs down aspect and keeping your TP as the cheapest sh*t out there, but really, it’s just a step up from newspaper. We’ve gone a long way since dumping into a hole and wiping with straw, as a matter of fact I enjoy wiping my a*s with a leaf when I sh*t in the bushes more than I enjoy wiping myself with the sandpaper reject you sell to businesses worldwide. Come on, man, it’s time to realize that a*sess in the western world prefer softness over irritation. Time to choose quality over quantity!!!
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