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I Need A Freaking Job!
010 days
Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:
1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.
2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.
3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!
4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.
5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.
6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.
I just wanna make music
024 days
by Unregistered User
in Friends
so me and my friend want to be singers one day (dont judge youll never get anywere if you dont have dreams) and were talking about music we both like and shes all like oh indie and stuff is so much better and that it has so much more meaning than mainstream. but we want to go into mainstream!!! she said she would rather have a few people listen to her “meaning full music” than doing mainstream. i just dont think every song has to be earth shatteringly life changing some songs can just be fun!
Diversity my @sshole!
0248 days
I love it that the company I work for hires people who are like retarded and unqualified to do their job and that the person I work with who has some kind of mental disability is unfireable. He can sexually harass women, fuck around all day at his desk, and basically annoy everyone with his irritating lack of interpersonal skills, but he is untouchable. Nothing can happen to him. It must be rough knowing you weren’t hired for your skills and that what you do on a daily basis is irrelevant. Drop dead.
Incompetence at work
0842 days
by Unregistered User
in Employment
Why the f*ck would people f*cking hire employees that can’t do sh*t? And what makes it worse is that, the people that f*cking do sh*t get distracted by these f*cking imbeciles that can’t figure out what to do when you tell them how to do it. And wait wait the best part is that they have the same salary. GRRRRRRR.
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Intelligence at a premium
0844 days
by Unregistered User
in Employment
Dear Incompetent coworker,
YOU ARE A RETARD! You’ve been working here for 8 years and STILL Don’t know how this office works. You can’t do your job, and your presence here is worthless…. No, it’s not worthless it’s worse than that!
You’re 60 years old, live with your mother (who supports you) because your husband can’t stand you. Your kids moved to a different country to escape your crap.
Stay out of my way, stay away from my work and more importantly STAY AWAY FROM SPANDEX!
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