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I Need A Freaking Job!
010 days
Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:
1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.
2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.
3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!
4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.
5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.
6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.
DIE PS3 DIE DIE DIE!
012 days
I wish all the Playstations and televisions in the world would spontaneously combust. I’m so sick of my husband’s technology addiction. Life is so much more than sitting in front of a screen! It was 80 degrees and beautiful outside yesterday, and what did he do? Sat holed up in his Man Cave with the blinds closed for five hours, only coming out to eat or go to the bathroom. I’m so freaking tired of the games, movies, and shows!!!! I can’t go anywhere in the house without it sounding like I’m in Vietnam, and the violent games he plays for hours on end give me nightmares. I’ve put up with so much crap from him this year: living alone for two months, tolerating his douchebag friend living with us, staying home alone while he plays in one of his two bands, and generally being his maid. Is it too much to ask to share dinner together, at the same table, without a freaking TV going anywhere?!
ARGH! I’m so angry!
0198 days
Ryan Kennedy of Deer Valley High School in Glendale Arizona is a socially intolerable, son of a bitch motherfucking tourette who finds amusement in blurting out profanities (lol, hypocrycy), in turning on the hand driers in the locker rooms, and in making weird as fuck noises in people’s ears, then running away blushing and giggling like a little DICK.
Today, I confronted him on playing swear words on his phones on maximum volume while I was talking to my friends. Later, he comes back to me saying, “Why don’t you go screwing around that van and fucking tit fuck you bitch?!”, grinning and struggling to control his laughter. IM PISSED!!
Ryan Kennedy, if you are reading this,
“FUCK YOU KENNEDY, FUCK YOU HARD!!! YOU AREN’T WORTH A PEICE OF SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!! YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, AND NEVER WILL. YOU CAN SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK!!!! GO AND DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!! I BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE BALLS!!!!!
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