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ARGH! I’m so angry!

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Ryan Kennedy of Deer Valley High School in Glendale Arizona is a socially intolerable, son of a bitch motherfucking tourette who finds amusement in blurting out profanities (lol, hypocrycy), in turning on the hand driers in the locker rooms, and in making weird as fuck noises in people’s ears, then running away blushing and giggling like a little DICK.

Today, I confronted him on playing swear words on his phones on maximum volume while I was talking to my friends. Later, he comes back to me saying, “Why don’t you go screwing around that van and fucking tit fuck you bitch?!”, grinning and struggling to control his laughter. IM PISSED!!

Ryan Kennedy, if you are reading this,
“FUCK YOU KENNEDY, FUCK YOU HARD!!! YOU AREN’T WORTH A PEICE OF SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!! YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, AND NEVER WILL. YOU CAN SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK!!!! GO AND DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!! I BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE BALLS!!!!!

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Loser

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youre a loser, don’t talk to me.

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Dear doggy…

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dear dog, stop licking your ass and then my hand. it’s fucking gross. and when you lick people’s faces, i swear i get ready to barf. so please. STOP.

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What’s with the weekend?

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I hate the fact that it rains on the weekends and rain vent out rant complaint bad weather raindrops umbrellais always sunny during the week. Who planned Saturday and Sunday to fall on the days that they fall on? It’s a conspiracy I tellĀ  ya to make sure that we all go to work on Monday morning more pissed than a hungry rhino. Enough with this! I say the weekend should come whenever good weather is around!
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What’s with the rattle?

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Construction worker: next time you start up your drill at 7:00 AM construction noise rattle rant vent complaintI will come up there and crack you in the jaw, you scumbag. Have some f*cking respect – not everyone goes to work at 6!
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