I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work!
And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with a mad woman from Brighton Beach. She wouldn’t shut the f**K up about herself, and in 20mins, i learned that she was married for 30yrs, that she was a nurse, and people are always parking in her spot! thank god my hubby was smart enough to call the maintenance guys, and pulled me out between the 7th and 8th floor.
Getting stuck in an elevator is no FUN! definitely did not help my phobia.
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