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I Need A Freaking Job!
010 days
Things I Hate About Being On Unemployment:
1. Shopping in the middle of the day with old people who take FOR-F*CKING-EVER going through the check-out line and pay for everything with checks, then chat up the cashier like they’re a long-lost relative they haven’t seen since 1924.
2. Feeling like sh*t because my relatives make more than I do. They are in high school. HIGH SCHOOL.
3. Dealing with the condescending a**holes at the Employment Department who treat you like a leech, even though you have applied for 25 jobs in 4 months, and won’t let you apply for a job that makes decent money because you don’t have 1 F*CKING BOX checked in the “skills” section of your sh*tty employment matching profile. F*CK!!!!!
4. Employers who NEVER call you back to let you know you didn’t get a job, even though you called the f*ckers 10 TIMES to check on your application, and you are over-qualified to be a cashier at Burger King anyway.
5. Applying for jobs you are overqualified for and not getting them.
6. Getting calls from the Alumni Center from your highly-rated school, where you worked your a** off so you could GRADUATE EARLY, so you could GET A GOOD JOB, asking you for EVEN MORE MONEY when you can’t even pay your RIDICULOUS STUDENT F*CKING LOANS. Thanks, University of Suck On My Balls.
Drive much?
0198 days
Honking at me because I stalled my car is not the answer. I stalled it because I tried a little too hard not to roll back and HIT you at the stop sign, because you were like 2 inches from my bumper! GET OFF MY BACK, BRO.
I already pressed it!
0790 days
I pressed the elevator 
button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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Elevator maintenance
0815 days
I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! 
And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with a mad woman from Brighton Beach. She wouldn’t shut the f**K up about herself, and in 20mins, i learned that she was married for 30yrs, that she was a nurse, and people are always parking in her spot! thank god my hubby was smart enough to call the maintenance guys, and pulled me out between the 7th and 8th floor.
Getting stuck in an elevator is no FUN! definitely did not help my phobia.
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Stay off the road!
0830 days
Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in, and the average costs have seven figures. I can’t understand a word of it, but seven figures….that’s a lot of freaking dough. TAX-PAYER’S dough.
So let me put it like this….I’m paying for you to be able to walk on the sidewalk, so get your Seth out of the street.
I’m not talking about people crossing the street, I’m talking about the idiots dumb enough to parade in the street when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk right next to them. If there’s a parked car, they walk around it on the street-side, placing them roughly in the middle of the lane. Good frigging grief. I need to call in a few future Darwin Award winners…
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