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Drive much?
094 days
Honking at me because I stalled my car is not the answer. I stalled it because I tried a little too hard not to roll back and HIT you at the stop sign, because you were like 2 inches from my bumper! GET OFF MY BACK, BRO.
I already pressed it!
0686 days
I pressed the elevator 
button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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Elevator maintenance
0711 days
I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! 
And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with a mad woman from Brighton Beach. She wouldn’t shut the f**K up about herself, and in 20mins, i learned that she was married for 30yrs, that she was a nurse, and people are always parking in her spot! thank god my hubby was smart enough to call the maintenance guys, and pulled me out between the 7th and 8th floor.
Getting stuck in an elevator is no FUN! definitely did not help my phobia.
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Stay off the road!
0726 days
Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in, and the average costs have seven figures. I can’t understand a word of it, but seven figures….that’s a lot of freaking dough. TAX-PAYER’S dough.
So let me put it like this….I’m paying for you to be able to walk on the sidewalk, so get your Seth out of the street.
I’m not talking about people crossing the street, I’m talking about the idiots dumb enough to parade in the street when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk right next to them. If there’s a parked car, they walk around it on the street-side, placing them roughly in the middle of the lane. Good frigging grief. I need to call in a few future Darwin Award winners…
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Very neighborly
1739 days
by Ventosopher
in Neighborhood
I would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture to move around every single day. I appreciate the high-to-low pitched screeching that radiates throughout my entire apartment EVERY DAY. I hope you drop one of those things on yourself and break a foot…or better yet, I hope an army of 4 year-olds moves in above you and practice baby gymnastics on your dumb old head 5 hours a day. You are an inconsiderate bastard, my friend!
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