Archive for January, 2010

I like my hair!

I’d really prefer if you didn’t say how bad my hair looks constantly. I like it and a lot of other people do too. I don’t like curly hair, so what if I straighten it? I don’t tell you to straighten yours, don’t tell me to not straighten mine.
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Incompetence at work

Why the f*ck would people f*cking hire employees that can’t do sh*t? And what makes it worse is that, the people that f*cking do sh*t get distracted by these f*cking imbeciles that can’t figure out what to do when you tell them how to do it. And wait wait the best part is that they have the same salary. GRRRRRRR.
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Very neighborly

I would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture to move around every single day. I appreciate the high-to-low pitched screeching that radiates throughout my entire apartment EVERY DAY. I hope you drop one of those things on yourself and break a foot…or better yet, I hope an army of 4 year-olds moves in above you and practice baby gymnastics on your dumb old head 5 hours a day. You are an inconsiderate bastard, my friend!
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Intelligence at a premium

Dear Incompetent coworker,
YOU ARE A RETARD! You’ve been working here for 8 years and STILL Don’t know how this office works. You can’t do your job, and your presence here is worthless…. No, it’s not worthless it’s worse than that!
You’re 60 years old, live with your mother (who supports you) because your husband can’t stand you. Your kids moved to a different country to escape your crap.
Stay out of my way, stay away from my work and more importantly STAY AWAY FROM SPANDEX!
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This is going to Be Sweet

I have always tried to find a way to let what is bottled inside of me out. When it comes to talk to someone face to face, it is a no win situation. When they think that they are giving you advice and encouragement, all along they are giving you heart ache and pain. Then it is the going to the shrink factor. Which I have done, but that within its self is very nerve wrecking. So I figured that maybe giving this a shout where I can speak my peace and do not get punished for it. So here I go……………………………

I do have a whole lot to say that is going through this big ass head of mine. But today alone is something that I want to get out. First of all today was a beautiful day with in itself, with several of mistakes. One, my son sang his song today. And even though we practiced his song all day yesterday, he still got up there and well, froze. And since I am the little children’s choir director, I ran up in there and saved him. Then the second song they sang, I was happy that the church was singing with them. I had my step daughter with me but it was still okay.

Now this is where it goes wrong, my husband walks in with bags in his hands. He went to the store with shoes for his daughter and himself. Now usually I do not have a fit about that but the truth is that I don’t really have any shoes. Or the fact that my kids and I were not considered. Now when I usually fly off the handle with this, I am trying to keep my cool. Reason being….. I am getting my refund this week and I am going to splug on my children. That is a known fact.

What is really funny to me is that I am virtually by myself in this world. I am a retired stripper (that I will vent later), single mother of three, been raising his daughter since she was 4 months (no regrets, and still loving it) and severely stressed out. I mean I am about to hit a three decade milestone here and I am not looking, feeling or acting like myself.

All of this is going to be put down in between living my so called daily life.
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