Archive for November, 2009

It’s not better, I’m bitter

Im so angry – I am 22 years old and I have some serious health concerns right now . Im so stressed about trying to heal , get my education and work full time – the LAST thing I needed was to find out my parents are splitting up . My self-centered father decided he was “unhappy” .. apprently he has a girl friend ! Right now I hate him – I hate hate hate him . How could he do this to us ?!!? Jerk . Dad , You are a self-centered JERK
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Fantasy Sports

Hey, excuse me, sports fans, can you tell me why the F*CK do you join a fantasy league when you have no f*ckin intention of following the games and lineups? First you get lucky and wind up with the #1 or #2 pick. You let autodraft build your team. And you never check in on it. You have the #1 overall player sitting on the bench while you’re starting guys that are injured. great. I got an idea for you – if you dont wanna play then don’t f*ckin join! And it doesn’t matter what sport it is…every single sport every single year 50% of the league is not paying attention. At least set your f*cking lineup once a week is that too much to f*cking ask for? Idiots!

wow, this does help thanks
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Can you hear me now?

Ok, ATT I understand that you are the exclusive retailer of iphones, but do you think you can carry my calls for longer than 2 minutes before you drop the call? I don’t give a sh*t what kind of map you show with your commercials, but having service and having good service are two different things! I don’t care how many apps you can carry but carry an uninterrupted call first would ya?
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Homesick

so i don’t know if anyone has ever moved away from their hometown. but if you have, have you ever noticed that its almost as if people forget all about you? only a few call and a few write. but if you pay hometown a visit, GOD FORBID YOU DON’T TELL EVERYONE AND SEE EVERYONE! all of a sudden you’re obligated to find everyone because they “miss you”. well if they miss you so much, why the hell don’t they just pay you a visit? “well, work is really taking up a lot of my time”, “im sorry man i’ve been really busy”, drive all the way out there? are you f*cking crazy?” but you’re the one who’s obligated to do it because you’re the ’selfish’ one that moved away. for those of you reading that have a good friend or a relative that moved away, why don’t you give them a call, or pay them a visit. maybe next time they’re in town they’ll be more likely to come see you as well.
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What was that line?

Dear Tough Guy Playing Music on the Train without Headphones,
If you’re gonna rap along with Biggie, at least know all the words. Next time we do G-train karaoke, I’ll be sure to bring my grandmother who’d probably rhyme better. Plus, the toddler 4 seats away from you needs more anatomy is his vocabulary.
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