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Dear highway patrol,
Thanks for wheeling in a giant orange sign that lights up every 2 seconds to remind me what the speed limit is and how fast I am going. It is extremely useful every morning when I go to work to know that I’m going 23 mph in a 55. And 24 on the way back. Thanks for the tease, a*sholes!
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March 22, 2010 - 3:44 pm
Tags: annoying, city, Society, stupidity, unreasonable
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I pressed the elevator button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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March 1, 2010 - 12:23 am
Tags: annoying, construction work, funny, neighbor, noise, rant, sleep
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December 4, 2009 - 12:13 pm
OMG seriously! bumper to bumper traffic…rain…speed limit: 50mph. your speed 3mph. please drive safely… f*ck you!
December 8, 2009 - 11:11 am
Totally agree those signs are always placed near high traffic areas for maximum visibility but hey guess what that’s where the maximum traffic jams are