Why are you talking to me?
Why are there so many gross, disgusting, vomit-trocious (made up word), nasty men in this world?! Stop talking sh*t to me on the street “ay mami can I holla?” No u lame a*shole! Stop winking at me in the train because now u’ve ruined my entire ride since you r sitting right across from me. And please please please stop making me press pause on my ipod because I think you have something important to tell me and ask “Can I get to know u ma?” No u prick! U just messed up my entire morning music flow..UGH!!!
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I already pressed it!
March 22, 2010 - 3:44 pm
Tags: annoying, city, Society, stupidity, unreasonable
Posted in Neighborhood, Society | No comments
I pressed the elevator button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
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February 25, 2010 - 4:52 pm
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I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with [...]
Stay off the road!
February 10, 2010 - 1:27 pm
Tags: annoying, city, complaint, driving, rant, Society, unreasonable
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Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in, and the average costs have seven figures. I can’t understand a word of it, but seven figures….that’s a lot of freaking dough. TAX-PAYER’S dough.
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January 28, 2010 - 11:55 am
Tags: apartment, city, funny, neighbor, noise, rant
Posted in Neighborhood | 1 comment
I would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture to move around every single day. I appreciate the high-to-low pitched screeching that radiates throughout my entire apartment EVERY DAY. I hope you drop one of those things on yourself and break a foot…or better yet, I hope an army [...]
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December 8, 2009 - 10:47 am
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Posted in Neighborhood, Weather & Nature | 1 comment
I hate the cold. Hate hate hate it. I hate having to walk outside and having 35 degree hurricane force winds hit me in the face. You know the weather I’m talking about when you’re bundling up so much that you look like a hockey goalie. I envy you warm weather people you don’t know [...]
How fast am I going?
December 4, 2009 - 10:43 am
Tags: car, city, driving, funny, nyc, speed limit, traffic
Posted in Driving & Commuting, Neighborhood | 2 comments
Dear highway patrol,
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December 4, 2009 - 10:25 am
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Am I the only one pissed off with the bank and post office and their never ending lines? No matter what time of day it is you’re guaranteed to wait in line. And they tease you about it too – there’s 10 teller windows but only two people working. It’s like they’re saying yeah we [...]
Cause I aint a holla back girl
December 3, 2009 - 11:45 am
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Why are there so many gross animals walking the streets of NY? By animals I mean MEN! Stop winking at me on the train. Now you have ruined my entire ride since ull b sitting directly in front of me for another 20 minutes. “ay mami can I holla.” No a*shole u can NOT holla! [...]
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Tags: city, funny, rant, smoking, Society
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December 3, 2009 - 12:01 am
LOL as if the sexy long stare is not enough
December 3, 2009 - 1:16 pm
You know you get eye f*cked like 10 times a day.