(+1 rating, 1 votes)
Loading ...Hello! How old do I look???
So I walk into this restaurant, and the hostess asks, “Do you want a kids menu?” 
People always tell me I look young, and I know that, but I’m 19! And today I am definitely not dressed like someone younger than twelve. How big of a moron do you have to be? What do I have to do to look older short of plastic surgery? WTF!
Similar Venting Stops
- I already pressed it!
I pressed the elevator button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I d… - Stay off the road!
Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in… - I’m not a child!
I’m 21 years old. My boyfriend is 22. Yet, my mother maintains the same rules she set out…
No comments yet.
No trackbacks yet.
Welcome to society
August 16, 2010 - 6:25 pm
Tags: Neighborhood, Society
Posted in Neighborhood | No comments
Hi, massive collective neighborhood in which I live. These council estate flats, these fucking battery human pond life and their spawn are wrecking my damn head. It’s like waking up to singing birds, except the birds are noisey, shit pants’ed pricks spewing their disgusting and clumsy accent all over my damn earholes.
Similar Venting Stops
Umm, I’m [...]
I’m not a child!
March 25, 2010 - 9:44 am
Tags: annoying, complaint, Family, parents, personal, rant, sex, unreasonable
Posted in Family | 1 comment
I’m 21 years old. My boyfriend is 22. Yet, my mother maintains the same rules she set out for me having boyfriends over…AS WHEN I WAS 15. This is really starting to bug me.
My boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch last night, watching tv. He had lay across me [...]
Thanks for understanding
March 24, 2010 - 12:02 pm
Tags: complaint, Family, parents, rant, unreasonable
Posted in Family | No comments
Ugh. I really dislike my dad right now. I hate that when I want to talk to him about something serious, and he won’t listen to my point of view because apparently his opinion is the only damn opinion that’s right and is the only one that matters. I tried [...]
Umm, I’m not lesbian!
March 23, 2010 - 6:22 pm
Tags: Friends, jealousy, personal, rant, relationship, romance, sex, Society, unreasonable
Posted in Relationships | No comments
Why the f*ck are you jealous over a straight girl that has a boyfriend?!?! Just because I told your girlfriend that I loved her as a friend? A FRIEND! I’m not going to suddenly turn lesbo and try and steal her from you! She’s a friend to me! Do you flip out [...]
I already pressed it!
March 22, 2010 - 3:44 pm
Tags: annoying, city, Society, stupidity, unreasonable
Posted in Neighborhood, Society | No comments
I pressed the elevator button. the guy sees me me press it. he had to press it because I didn’t press it good enough for him. apparently he has the magic touch…. f*cking idiots
Similar Venting Stops
Stay off the road!Seven figures. I looked up the typical sidewalk-construction costs for the state I live in…
Hello! How old [...]
Who’s complaining? I’m complaining?
March 11, 2010 - 5:06 pm
Tags: complaint, rant, unreasonable, vent
Posted in Society | No comments
I hate when someone is complaining about something, and then someone else decides to bring up the “starving children in Africa.” You know what? screw the starving African children! There’s a reason why we’re supposed to be better than them! Why are they suddenly so important to society when we have starving children in our [...]
What’s with the rattle?
March 1, 2010 - 12:23 am
Tags: annoying, construction work, funny, neighbor, noise, rant, sleep
Posted in Neighborhood | 1 comment
Construction worker: next time you start up your drill at 7:00 AM I will come up there and crack you in the jaw, you scumbag. Have some f*cking respect – not everyone goes to work at 6!
Similar Venting Stops
Very neighborlyI would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture [...]
Elevator maintenance
February 25, 2010 - 4:52 pm
Tags: annoying, building, city, Elevator, nyc
Posted in Neighborhood | No comments
I hate my building elevators!!! they either stink, make people feel awkward, or just don’t work! And yesterday i was lucky enough to get stuck in one, without a cell phone, holding an anxious dog who couldn’t wait to go outside and sh*t!!! if you thought that wasn’t enough, i also got stuck with [...]
Which one’s better?
Am I the only one who ever notices this?
The loudest pulsating machine gun fire farts never smell..
The quietest smallest air-escaping-slowly farts make your eyes tear and your gums bleed
WTF? Sometimes I just want you to know that it’s ME!
Similar Venting Stops
Umm, I’m not lesbian!Why the f*ck are you jealous over a straight girl that has [...]
Dress code
LOLITA IS NOT MEANT TO BE SEXY.
Lolita, as it applies to fashion, does NOT equal “Hee-hee, I’m gonna wear mini-skirts, low cut top, tons of makeup with bows in my hair. I’m Lolita now!” Lolita is a fashion, not just oversexed little girl from what’s his face’s book.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE JAPANESE TO [...]
Loading ...
